i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful one-hundred percent!"
when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss